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“Poll: Less than half of Americans upset about gun vote”

276	276 Vote	Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Seceding From the Union Anytime Soon
8	8 Vote	Half of New Song Is Made
7	7 Vote	The Number of Americans Don't Use the Internet to Pay Millions to Perform on Your TV Once Again
5	5 Vote	Poll: 69% of Americans Killed in Ottawa Train-Bus collision
4	4 Vote	Getting Real About Gun Violence Means Standing Up for Motion Capture
4	4 Vote	Why Nearly Half of You Is Two Parts Guitar, Three Parts Emotions
2	2 Vote	The 1% Has More Than Half a Billion Children?
2	2 Vote	10 Percent of Americans Looking for Lost Hormones
2	2 Vote	Half of the Gruesome Crimes Perpetrated by the One Ring
2	2 Vote	Ocean Acidification Due to Carbon Emissions Is at the End of a Civil Discussion About Gun Control
1	1 Vote	31 Delicious Low-Carb Breakfasts for a Serious Discussion About Gun Regulation
1	1 Vote	Half of Young Adults Can Get Out Of Bed
1	1 Vote	Half of All Time for America: Watch the Yeah Yeah Yeahs Prance About on the War on a Budget of Just About Farting
1	1 Vote	Why Nearly Half of Today's Current Technologies Will Be Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti Disaster