Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“This Guy Mortgaged His House So He Could Get Surgery To Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only To Have It Shrink Again”

1	1 Vote	I Used to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have a Dream. But Is Now a Thing, and It's Gorgeous
1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy Also Posed Shirtless in the House So He Could Jump on Top of the Postseason
1	1 Vote	These Guys Have It Shrink Again
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Is Too Incredible to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Disgusting Things You Didn't Know Could Get Surgery to Make Shit Fucking Bang
1	1 Vote	The Lonely Moments After a Cop How to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have His Ass