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“Matt Was Given a 5% Chance of Survival at Birth. There’s a 100% Chance You Are Going to Love His Story”

520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
90	90 Vote	So There's a 100% Chance You Are Not Actually Cute
4	4 Vote	You Are Going to Hell, but the Point Behind It Every Step
4	4 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Irreplaceable
1	1 Vote	If There's a 100% Chance You Are a Dog or a Misplaced Comma?
1	1 Vote	See That Kid? He Has No Reason to Love His Story
1	1 Vote	If "Walter White" Had Been Given a 5% Chance of This Bullshit
1	1 Vote	There's a 100% Foolproof Guide to Finding a Unicorn