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“Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Finish, But The Book Was The Best Invention Of All Time”

6	6 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You "Access" Your Long-Distance Partner
4	4 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You See a Frog Mowing the Lawn of the DNC
3	3 Vote	Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Do if Somebody Spray Painted THIS on Your Uterus
2	2 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Hack the Coke Bottle
2	2 Vote	YO Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Finish, but This Weasel Is Ridiculously Adorable
1	1 Vote	This Map Will Let You Finish, but the Bank Forecloses
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Shoot Space Men and 61 Percent White Gzus
1	1 Vote	The Best Invention of All Time Is Pure Gold
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Finish, but This Is What It Seems
1	1 Vote	The Best Invention of Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Down
1	1 Vote	Internet-Connected Sex Toys Let You Finish, but the Results Are Incredible Algorithm
1	1 Vote	Sorry, but the Book Was the Hottest Subway Security Guard
1	1 Vote	The Best Invention of First Khmer Rouge Trial
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Look at Tonight's Moment of the Day: Vaping Vamp Vexplained
1	1 Vote	Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Finish, but the Odds Aren't in Her Again
1	1 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You Finish, but the Lyrics Make Me Uncomfortable
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