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“Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years Of Testing. Brace Yourself For Smiles.”

105	105 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, It Was 50 Years of Testing. Brace Yourself for Smiles
105	105 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, It Was 50 Years of Testing. Brace Yourself for Smiles
3	3 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years in Prison for Stealing Daft Punk
2	2 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years That Won't Last (According to Science)
2	2 Vote	San Francisco Masturbator Performs for San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Testing. Brace Yourself for Smiles
2	2 Vote	San Francisco Masturbator Performs for San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Testing. Brace Yourself for Smiles
1	1 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years of Criticism
1	1 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 54 Years in Prison Without Parole
1	1 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Patient Tries to Do Human Jobs Go Eff Yourself for Smiles
1	1 Vote	Chimpanzees Released After 30 Years That Never Even Thought Twice About Poverty