Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“13 Surprising Facts About Your Thanksgiving Groceries”

5	5 Vote	8 Key Facts About Your Tits
4	4 Vote	Porn for Your Thanksgiving Groceries
4	4 Vote	13 Surprising Facts About the Supernatural World Cup
4	4 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
4	4 Vote	6 Startling Facts About Your Sexy Time
2	2 Vote	13 Surprising Facts About the New "Green" Coke Flavor Flav
2	2 Vote	School Calls Dad to Complain About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
2	2 Vote	Nightmares About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
2	2 Vote	5 Key Facts About Your Tits
2	2 Vote	See the 5 Key Facts About Your Sexual Conquests
2	2 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Bunny Did Not Ruin Your Thanksgiving Groceries
2	2 Vote	13 Surprising Facts About Your Rhetoric
1	1 Vote	FedEx Profit Rises 43%, Buoyed by Good News About Your Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	Japanese Building Falls Apart in a Lie, but What About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	Hey Teens! Let Us Rap at You About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	The Way Doctors Think About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	Which Musician Is Getting Really Tired of Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	5 Key Facts About Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	13 Surprising Facts About Porn That Will Make Your Stomach Drop
1	1 Vote	Mother Refuses Cancer Treatment to Save Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	If You Cheated at Monopoly, You Were Too Romantic for Your Thanksgiving Groceries
1	1 Vote	13 Surprising Facts About Your Period. Yes, You Can Get HBO Without Having Cable, but It's Made of Electricity That Hover Over Thunderstorms