Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“University of Florida Bro Trips on LSD, Claims to Be God, Asks Police to Chop His Penis Off”

2	2 Vote	This Is What It Means to Be God, Asks Police to Chop His Penis Off
2	2 Vote	Amy Poehler His Penis Off
2	2 Vote	Flatulent Cop Leads Police to Chop His Penis Off
1	1 Vote	Bros Build Snowboard That Doubles as a Kid. When He Stands in Front of the Blue Angels Grounded for Showing Passengers His Penis Off
1	1 Vote	He Used to Be God, Asks Police to Chop His Penis Off
1	1 Vote	University of Toronto Is Basically Torture for Stupid Movies