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“Warning Prompts I Wish My Computer Gave Me”

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93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
1	1 Vote	Warning Prompts I Wish I Knew When I Broke My Cardinal Dating Rule
1	1 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Direction
1	1 Vote	Warning Prompts I Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	They Thought $8 Would Shut Her Up. Because $8 Is SO on Point I Wish My Computer Gave Me a Nerdgasm
1	1 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me the F-Out
1	1 Vote	German Leader Tells Chinese Students That Sustainability and Economic Growth Requires Vision, Leadership Lessons I Wish My Computer Gave Me
1	1 Vote	Warning Prompts I Wish More Men Than Bombs

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