Real Headline from McSweeny's McSweeny's
“Monologue: A Father Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Scatter His Ashes On Top of All the Places That This Asshole He Knows From Work Is Going to Have His Ashes Scattered”
Read Article Smash McSweeny's Smashes From McSweeny's

Smashes of This Headline

1
Vote
The Untold Story of Jesus Christ Tells His Eight-Month-Old Son to Bush While Babysitting Other Kids Love That Jiggle
1
Vote
45 Mins After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's About to Have His Ashes Scattered
1
Vote
Hey, Remember When Netflix Was Going to Have 6 Cameras