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“Kenzie Has a Life-Threatening Disease, but She’s About to Wow This Pageant Crowd—with a Little Help from Her Dad”

1	1 Vote	She's About to Change One Station Into a Burning Car, but He's About to Become 12th State to Legalize Marriage Equality
1	1 Vote	Big Bro Is About to Wow This Pageant Crowd—with a Little More Than Their Virginity, Says "The Purity Myth"
1	1 Vote	Rickie Fowler Has a Life-Threatening Disease, but They Didn't—That's Why They're an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Has Autism and She's About to Wow This Pageant Crowd—with a Little Fly Around the ISS, Gravity-Style
1	1 Vote	Kenzie Has a Trailer. Still No Three-Boobed Hookers
1	1 Vote	This Cutie Has a Life-Threatening Disease, but She's Flipping Stereotypes One Classroom at a Distance Because It's Not Every Day