Headline Smasher

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8	8 Vote	I Think Everyone Should Ask Themselves Why They Suck
8	8 Vote	I Think I Will Never Be Too Rich, Say Economists
7	7 Vote	India Has a Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
7	7 Vote	I Think We're in a Mexican History Textbook
7	7 Vote	I Think I Have Never Even Existed 1	1
6	6 Vote	For April Fools Day, I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
6	6 Vote	I Think Rust Is the Worst
4	4 Vote	I Think Tumblr Has a Secret Society Inside
4	4 Vote	I Think These May Be the Most Fucked Up Eye Issues
3	3 Vote	This May Seem Very Strange, but I Think Pirate Ships Are Beautiful. Shut Up
3	3 Vote	After Moving in to an Apartment. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
2	2 Vote	I Think My City Just Got Shut Down
2	2 Vote	I Think I Have Some Ideas!
2	2 Vote	I Think He Might Still Be High From the Worst Halloween Treats
2	2 Vote	I Think You Know My Dog Has Gone Mad
1	1 Vote	Would You Be Making Right Now I Think You Do
1	1 Vote	My First Mexican Wedding. I Think He Might Still Be in Jail?