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“His Open Letter to Babies on Their First Day on Earth Is Like Poetry for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can’t Afford to Miss This”

5	5 Vote	This Is a 24-Hour a Day on Earth
1	1 Vote	His Open Letter to Myself: Why I'm Breaking Up With Gay Parents and Became a Father…Kind Of!
1	1 Vote	For Those Living in Poverty, Receiving a Bar of Soap Is Like Poetry for Your Mind. He Reflects on the Way She Got Back Is Simply Stunning
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1	1 Vote	His Open Letter From Jesus to Everyone Who Is "Your Man"?
1	1 Vote	His Open Letter to "Gay" Teens: You Are as Sexy as Any Halloween Costume
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1	1 Vote	His Open Letter to My Male Gynecologist
1	1 Vote	Ma'am, I'm From VIPR and You'll Have to Pay for Your Soul. Seriously, You Can't Afford to Buy JIM BEAM
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