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“Bill Clinton Can Still Handle A Whopper”

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5	5 Vote	President Bill Clinton Can Still Handle a Whopper
1	1 Vote	FNC's Chris Wallace "Offended" That People Going Through Tough Times Can Still Handle a Crisis?
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Can Still Seduce
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Can Still Be Measured in Cash alone
1	1 Vote	Can You Handle a Whopper
1	1 Vote	Bro Idol Bill Clinton Can Still Handle a Giant Punching Robot Cars From Behind Al Sharpton Blasts

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