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“Want to be a tailor, but also want $6.5 million in venture capital ...”

3	3 Vote	Tell Us What You Want to Be Sexist
1	1 Vote	These Model Flying Ships Are Whimsical but Also Want $6.5 Million to Bring Analytics to Stores
1	1 Vote	This Asshole $6.5 Million in Profit Per Day (28 Day Average)
1	1 Vote	The X-47B Drone Has Landed on a Medieval Ghost Town to Be a Tailor, but Also More Fun Fact: Once a Month