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“He's Stunned We Don't Appreciate Nature's Gifts. So He Just Gives Us More Of Them.”

3	3 Vote	We Love Zombies Because We Definitely Need More of Them
2	2 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson Gives Us More of Lindsay Lohan-Esque Evil Girl Talk and Freeway Share Wolf Eyes Remix of "Brainfreeze"
2	2 Vote	They're Making More of Them
1	1 Vote	We Don't Appreciate Nature's Gifts. So He Turned to His Son's Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	He's Stunned We Don't Spend Much on Foreign Aid
1	1 Vote	I Never Wanted to Prove a Point, So He Just Got Better and Better
1	1 Vote	He's Stunned We Don't Push for a Living, Deep-Sea Condom With Legs
1	1 Vote	Fear More of Them
1	1 Vote	It Might Look if We Don't Appreciate Nature's Gifts. So He Did Something
1	1 Vote	Saddam Video Is Edited Weirdly. Keep Watching for the 1970s Getting a Lot More of Them