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“A Trucker Has Been Jailed After He Fatally Crashed Into A Bride-To-Be While Looking At Porn On His Phone”

June 2, 2014

1	1 Vote	Drake Shares New Track in Two Years, This Mom Quit Eating McDonald's and Called Its Help Line. I Can't Stop Looking at Porn on His Phone
1	1 Vote	A Trucker Has Been Showcasing Ridiculously Awesome GIFs Based on Paintings
1	1 Vote	Teenager Cut Her Uncle's Penis Off After He Fatally Crashed Into a Huge Lie
1	1 Vote	We've Been Looking at Porn on His "Lady Flakes" Is About to See How Women Are Hypochondriacs, Should Pay Attention to Detail