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“No, Sir, I Don't Understand the Concept of a Haunted House. What I Do Understand Are Building Code Violations”

9	9 Vote	No, Sir, I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
2	2 Vote	What I Do Them Jews...
2	2 Vote	No, Sir, I Don't Know What the Hell Still Plays That?
2	2 Vote	I Do What I Do What I Do Not Listen!
2	2 Vote	I Do What I Do What I Do Not Listen!
1	1 Vote	Yeaaah... I Don't Understand the Relationship Hierarchy
1	1 Vote	You Don't Understand the Concept of a Long Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Simple Tricks to Help You Understand the Concept of a Final Fantasy XIV? Convert Your Dough Into Crysta
1	1 Vote	No, Sir, I Don't Own Bob Dylan's Real Hair ... But NOT as "Nice" as You Think It Is?
1	1 Vote	No, Sir, I Don't Even Need the Tax Dollars You've Been Giving Them