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“Tornado Warnings Don't Apply To Assh*les”

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4	4 Vote	Tornado Warnings Don't Apply to You, You May Be a Daddy, Congrats!
2	2 Vote	Tornado Warnings Don't Apply to Restaurants
1	1 Vote	5 Societal Norms That Don't Apply to This Weekend
1	1 Vote	List: Certain Terms and Conditions May Apply to Assh*les
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