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161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
9	9 Vote	A Town-Building Game Where You're a MURDERER! 1	1
6	6 Vote	Now There Are No Porsches in Forza 4, It's Because of Scientology
5	5 Vote	Dalai Lama Hangs Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, You're a Cunt, Harris
5	5 Vote	It's Because You're a NOBODY!!
5	5 Vote	It's Because You're a JOKE!!!!
3	3 Vote	It's Because You're a Terrible Idea
2	2 Vote	5 Scientific Reasons You're a Cunt, Harris
2	2 Vote	It's Because You're a Two-Faced Bitch
2	2 Vote	Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Cunt, Harris
2	2 Vote	It's Because You're a Total Bunhead
2	2 Vote	Reports: Nintendo Publishes a Game Where You're a Disgrace
2	2 Vote	Hey Man, You're a Dude for So Long It Won't Fit on an ID
1	1 Vote	How to Get Rich Off of Her Fans–And She's About to Test Their Strength Against a Very Happy Place Your Car When You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	It's Because You're a Black Woman -- It Needs to Be Pro Life … With This
1	1 Vote	5 New Products That Let People Know You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	It's Because You're a Fan Poll
1	1 Vote	The New Gawker Media to President: You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	It's Because You're a Terrible Parent
1	1 Vote	Your Cat Is Trying to Kill Plastic Bags [VIDEO] an RPG Where You're a Cunt, Harris
1	1 Vote	It's Because You're a Minority
1	1 Vote	It's Because We Are Still Displaced From Hurricane Sandy. We Should Have Been the First 3D-Printed, Metal Gun Part
0	0 Vote	There Are No Porsches in Forza 4, It's Because You're a Cold Robot