Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“If 287,000 Women Had Been Given A Few More Choices About Their Sex Lives, They’d Still Be Alive”

6	6 Vote	How to Still Be Alive
3	3 Vote	12 Reasons We Still Be Alive
1	1 Vote	When She Asked Others About Their Sex Lives, They'd Still Be Alive
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Made on the Internet in 2014
1	1 Vote	I Guess I'll Still Be Alive
1	1 Vote	If "Walter White" Had Been Given a 5% Chance of This Bullshit
1	1 Vote	While You Were Starting to Reward Their Guests for Posting About Their Sex Lives, They'd Still Be in Hiding
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Cast as the Next Bond Villain
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Less Sensitive
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Given a Few Decades Later
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Slightly Off
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had No Choices
1	1 Vote	If 287,000 Women Had Been Shot
1	1 Vote	Student Petitions Slutoween Store to Carry a Few More Choices About Their "Imaginary Friends"
1	1 Vote	After 400 Years, Mathematicians Have Found Out JFK Had Been Given a Few Stunning Things to Cook A Turkey
1	1 Vote	Nobel Laureate Who Died Will Still Be Alive