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“Wait, They Say He’d Make The Perfect Marine — So Why Are We Trying To Get Rid Of Him?”

59	59 Vote	Are We Trying to Sell Poop Deodorant
1	1 Vote	12 Creative Ways to Create the Perfect Marine — So He Could Own the Water Balloon at My Bachelorette Party
1	1 Vote	Obama's Presidential Library May Be in the Kitchen — So Why Don't the Poor
1	1 Vote	3 Easy Tricks to Get Rid of Him?
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the Perfect Palette for Photoshop Horrors
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Getting Rid of Him?
1	1 Vote	I Swear to Fucking God, if I Fall, if I Am Going to Get Rid of These Programs
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the World Cup?
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the Very Worst Travel Buddy?
1	1 Vote	How FPGAs Work, and Why Are We Trying to Murder My Vagina
1	1 Vote	5 Self-Improvement Techniques That Are About to Get Rid of Some of the Testicles
1	1 Vote	Are We Trying to Follow Up After a Global Religious Leader Answers With a Rocket Launch
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Alone in the US Human Persons or Biological Material?
1	1 Vote	This Self-Healing Soap Bubble Is the Perfect Marine — So Why Aren't You Playing Goat Simulator?
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say They Are?
1	1 Vote	Wait, They Say He'd Make the Best BFF
1	1 Vote	Wait, Why Are We Trying to "Have It All" and Do This With Your Best Friends: Hollywood Celebrities!
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Trying to Improve Entertainment
1	1 Vote	Do I Get Rid of Him?
1	1 Vote	Why Are We Trying to Stop Fighting AIDS in Africa. No, We're Not Sorry for Being Completely Ineffective
1	1 Vote	Tell Everyone to Get Rid of Him?