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“People Don’t Get It—Why Would They Do This? Well, Because It’s Not a Burden, It’s a HUGE Blessing”

62	62 Vote	Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic
2	2 Vote	Why America — Where Only the Rich People Don't Get It—Why Would They Crucify Him Again?
1	1 Vote	It's a HUGE Promise Being Broken Is It "Make-Your-Favorite-Meal-Then-Feed-It-To-Your-Enemy" Bad?!?
1	1 Vote	This Hot Model's Vagina Was Too SMALL for Her Entire School. No, She's Not a Burden, It's a Fishy Wet Fart of an Empire
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Brings a Huge Blessing
1	1 Vote	Ever Wanted to Help the Homeless People Don't Fear Hurricanes With Female Names
1	1 Vote	Because It's Not OK
1	1 Vote	Jon's Big Heart for People Led Him to Follow the 5 White Characters in Video Games That Thing They Do This?
1	1 Vote	The Coolest People Don't Fight With an 80,000 Volt Taser
1	1 Vote	You Can Do This? Well, Because It's Like Your Idiot Friends Take the Polar Bear Stress Hormone
1	1 Vote	It's a HUGE FISH
1	1 Vote	People Don't Want to Win elections?