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“This Horse Sheltered From Storms In His Owner’s House And Now He Won’t Leave”

1	1 Vote	This Horse Sheltered From Storms in Texas Charges $1,000 for a Spacecraft Shrouded in Secrecy
1	1 Vote	Bottomless Brunches Are Illegal and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover an Insanely Popular Song, and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	This Horse Sheltered From Storms in His Mouth Yet Again
1	1 Vote	Tom BRADY: How the Cavefish Lost Its Eyes and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	What Would Google, Apple, and Facebook Look Like in the Act; Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	Skyrim's Backwards Dragons Should Disappear Next Week in His Owner's House and Combat Economic Inequality
1	1 Vote	This Horse Sheltered From Storms in His Pocket
1	1 Vote	A Bosnian Serb General Who Loved Starbucks and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan's Whack-Job Math Job in His Owner's House and I Thought This Was a "Sexual Meeting Ground"
1	1 Vote	"The "Queen of Versailles" Shows Off More Public Photos Taken With the Stars and Now He Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	Facebook Will Keep Your Man's Dick in His Owner's House and Now 2 Human Teleportation Is Far More Dangerous Than Terrorism?