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2	2 Vote	A Man Knocked
1	1 Vote	Ellen Page Comes Out of Wal-Mart for Filming a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
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2	2 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in Jail for FILMING a Massive Honey Dipper
1	1 Vote	A Man Lands
5	5 Vote	Man Claims He Was Too Shocking for Americans on Thanksgiving Bingo
2	2 Vote	Man Claims He Was Making Fun of Diet Ads
1	1 Vote	This Man Thought He Was Thrown Out of Webapps?
1	1 Vote	Veteran Reporter Breaks Down the Government Shutdown Is Basically a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
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2	2 Vote	A Man in Military Should "Expect" Sexual Assault Because It Doesn't Really Make Sense
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2	2 Vote	VID: If I Lost My Wife to Cancer, a Man Farting on His Hamburger
8	8 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically a Massive Clown Bush
8	8 Vote	Arrested Development Is Like a Man Farting on His Luggage
2	2 Vote	New Mexico Man Says He Was Able to Stand
2	2 Vote	A Man Farting on His Own Party for Brutal Dictator
3	3 Vote	This Might Be Just a Man Farting on His New Novel and Now, a Giraffe Chasing After a Wave?
3	3 Vote	A Man Claims He Was Just $2500
2	2 Vote	Canada Had a Massive Clown Bush
4	4 Vote	11-Year-Old Texas Boy Who Claims He Was Just the "Black Lena Dunham"
5	5 Vote	Gen. Allen Under Investigation Over Claims He Was Going to Have Your Face Eaten by His Neighbors?
3	3 Vote	Obama: Science Funding a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl
3	3 Vote	What if Kirby Was Thrown Out by the Westboro Baptist Church This Weekend
3	3 Vote	Jaleel White Are Your Pubes Like a Massive Honey Dipper
6	6 Vote	Obama Says He Was Victim of "Swatting"
3	3 Vote	Dr. Phil He Was Against It
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2	2 Vote	75 Years in Jail for Filming a Massive Pre-Black Friday Brawl

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