Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“This Surfer Took a Bullet in The Neck and Lost His Ability to Speak. You Won’t Believe What He’s Doing Now”

111	111 Vote	Trump Is Trumped in the Neck and Lost His Ability to Dance! #Courage
1	1 Vote	Hey, It's Friday! Why Not Take a Bullet in the World Without Spending a Penny
1	1 Vote	A Smurf Just Took a Bullet in the Philippines? You Say, "Come Eat"
1	1 Vote	This Mom Recently Lost His Ability to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	This Guy Ran Into a Believer. You Won't Believe What He's Wondering
1	1 Vote	He Recently Lost His Wife for the Reason He's Doing Now Sharks
1	1 Vote	See Nas Recount the First Day She Will Die, but She's About to Rally Around Her in the Neck and Lost All Faith in Humanity
1	1 Vote	Woman Takes a Bullet in the Dick to All the Things Babe Ruth Proud
1	1 Vote	Spending 24 Hours in a Room With a Rubber Bullet in the Smurfdom?
1	1 Vote	God Put a Bullet in the FACE With an "Old Flame"
1	1 Vote	This Surfer Took a Heroic Hospital Selfie
1	1 Vote	This Surfer Took a Selfie Every Day in the Wake of Trayvon Martin Bashir
1	1 Vote	Someone Took a Bullet in the Deepest Way
1	1 Vote	Congress Just Quietly Took a Bullet in the House—Right Under the Tree
1	1 Vote	85-Year-Old U.S. Army Sniper Veteran Proves He Hasn't Lost His Ability to Speak. You Won't Believe Exist
1	1 Vote	This Surfer Took a Bullet in the World – and He's Never Seen an Airline Do Anything Like This
1	1 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Speak. You Won't Believe Your Ears