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“Don't forget to get your flu shot!”

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2	2 Vote	Scientists Are Determined to Get Your Ass With Greatness
2	2 Vote	Angry at "Flappy Bird"? Get Your Flu Shot!
1	1 Vote	How to Get Your Ass to Be Outraged
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Get Blown Up, That's Why
1	1 Vote	She Can't Imagine a Worse Way to Get Your Flu Shot!
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Comment on Alleged Plot
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Get Free Macaron Cookies in 2 Minutes and 31 Seconds
1	1 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Get Your Hands Up
1	1 Vote	Don't Forget to Get Siri to Bring Out Your Inner Cyborg Cockroach
1	1 Vote	I Know I'm Going to Get Your Ugly NFL Sweaters

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