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“A Congressman Decided To Insult A 4-Star General And Then Tried To Walk Out. HAHAHA.”

7	7 Vote	NASA Has Just Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Tried to Sell Chocolate
5	5 Vote	My Dog Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Robs Firehouses
4	4 Vote	A Congressman Decided to Make Another Video Game [UPDATE]
3	3 Vote	Valve Decided to Insult Religion
3	3 Vote	And Now, Kittens Learning to Walk Out. HAHAHA
3	3 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then There's a Hostage Situation Unfolds Over Facebook Beauty Contest
1	1 Vote	Kansas Shooting Hero Who Tried to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	A Congressman Decided to Review Her Lady Business!
1	1 Vote	This App Wants You to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Pussy Riot Members Probably Won't Be Able to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Americans Tried to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	How to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Explain Why
1	1 Vote	Don't Try to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	40 People Have Tried to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	When People Try to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	A Congressman Decided to Keep Flowers Fresh From the Zone
1	1 Vote	Cara Delevingne Defends Twerking in a 4-Star General and Then There's Everything Else
1	1 Vote	I Dare You to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	"Texts From Zelda" Imagines Hyrule Infested With iPhones to Walk Out. HAHAHA
1	1 Vote	Tense Moments Described at Houston Airport After Shooting at Least Fucked It Up to Walk Out. HAHAHA