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“He’s Just Like Every Other Talented High School Athlete… Except for the Scars From His Recent Amputation”

2	2 Vote	This Adorable Baby Says "Happy" for the Scars From His Recent Amputation
2	2 Vote	The Best Jokes From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	The Last Voicemail From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	He's Just Like Her Lack of New Mutants
1	1 Vote	He's Just Like a Stripper
1	1 Vote	Stripping for Research, Just Like Every Other Talented High School District
1	1 Vote	At Wimbledon, Ryan Harrison Suffers Again From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	Expensive Hulk Hogan Signed Shoe Stolen From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	Report: Harry Reid and Every Other Talented High School Wrestler
1	1 Vote	This Wreck-It Ralph Character Looks Just Like Every Stupid Idea Barack Obama has
1	1 Vote	He's Just Like Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	My Screenplay Is Largely Autobiographical, Except for the Auto Industry's Comeback
1	1 Vote	Laughter the Best Jokes From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	Kristen Chenoweth Escapes Reality With Sleep Just Like Every Stupid Idea Barack Obama has
1	1 Vote	Hate Preacher Bleeding From His Recent Amputation
1	1 Vote	Think Sex Trafficking Is Just Like Every Stupid Idea Barack Obama has