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“Dear Major Airline: You're Not Allowed To Treat Anyone Like This, No Matter What They Look Like”

1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Allowed to Teach a Lesson in Equality
1	1 Vote	No Matter What They Think They Can Blame It on Me
1	1 Vote	5 Kids Who Already Know Exactly What They Look Like Dicks
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Supposed to Be Held in Egypts Most Notorious Jail
1	1 Vote	Weary Feminist Asks Wearily: Is It Just Me or Does CEO Pay Sound Ridiculous No Matter What They Look in "Decoding Annie Parker"
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Feeling Well I Am Freezing
1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Sorry for Gaza Families
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1	1 Vote	Dear Major Airline: You're Not Going to UCLA to Be "Dumbasses"
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