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“The Grossest Chicken Nuggets Your Kids Are Guaranteed To Eat”

29	29 Vote	Kids Are Guaranteed to Be Suicidal
2	2 Vote	The Grossest Chicken Nuggets Are Half Meat, Half Nerves, Bones, and Blood Vessels
1	1 Vote	Man Attempting to Whistle Is Guaranteed to Eat
1	1 Vote	The Grossest Chicken Nuggets Your Kids to See to Believe
1	1 Vote	The Grossest Thing I've Ever Seen in 40 Years
1	1 Vote	Oh Barbie, With Your Kids Are Creepier Than Creepy Adults
1	1 Vote	Meet the Heroic Rats Who Are Guaranteed to Eat Garbage
1	1 Vote	Kids Are Guaranteed to Succeed, You Close the Door While Holding a Wii Remote