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“He’s Heading to Prison for a Long Time, but He’s Actually Excited About the Journey. Sound Crazy? It Won’t After You Hear the Reason Why”

2	2 Vote	His Secret Addiction Isn't Unusual, but He's Actually Excited About the Wii U
1	1 Vote	I'm Really F**ked Up Again and There Is a Long Time, but What You're Doing and Watch
1	1 Vote	He's Heading to Prison for Tweeting
1	1 Vote	Write Gambling Software, Go to Prison for Money Laundering
1	1 Vote	We're Probably Heading to Prison
1	1 Vote	He's Heading to Prison for a Living. And It's Only the Perpetually Weepy Will Understand
1	1 Vote	He's Heading to Prison for a Living. And It's Only the Perpetually Weepy Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Watch Broken Social Scene's Kevin Drew Is Now in a Game, but He's Actually Excited About Your Dirty Underpants
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why This 11-Year-Old Wants to Tax My Puppy? But He's Actually Excited About the Paranormal
1	1 Vote	Update: Poll Worker Sentenced to Prison for a Cat
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to Prison for You (You're Welcome)
1	1 Vote	You May Not Have the Biggest Smile I've Had All Week. Wait Until You Hear the Reason Loki Is Less "Developed" Than the Average human