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“Million Puppet March Puppets Invade DC ... Don't Cut Our Strings!!!”

1	1 Vote	Million Puppet March Puppets Invade DC ... Don't Pay That Bitch a Cent!
1	1 Vote	These Aren't Your Daddy's Strip Clubs ... DON'T Cut Our Strings!!!
1	1 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Shows Up for Sale ... $6 MILLION Puppet
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Bieber Hangs $3 Million Puppet
1	1 Vote	"127 Hours" Amputee Aron Ralston Helps GF Escape Long Arm of the $100 Million Puppet
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Death Car Porsche Issued Warning ... Don't Cut Our Strings!!!
1	1 Vote	Facebook Buys Branch for $15 Million Puppet
1	1 Vote	Dota 2 Players Just Won $1.4 Million Puppet
1	1 Vote	Facebook Made a Record $159 Million Puppet