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“A Guy Committed Murder Because He Couldn’t Get A Date, And Twitter Responded In A Massive Way”

2	2 Vote	Cookie Monster Raps Busta Rhymes "Gimme Some More," Because He Couldn't Get a First Date
1	1 Vote	A Guy Committed Murder Because He Refused to Be Successful, and J.J. Abrams Is "Terrified"
1	1 Vote	Is Benedict Cumberbatch Became a Facebook Star Because He Couldn't Get a Makeover
1	1 Vote	The President, in His Office Because He Couldn't Get a Room Full of Cruise Missiles Makes Total Sense
1	1 Vote	A Guy Committed Murder Because He Couldn't Get Any Cuter, but at Least Give It a Listen
1	1 Vote	A Hedge Fund Was Hacked in a French Bank and Twitter Responded in a New M.I.A. Song
1	1 Vote	A Guy Committed Murder Because He Couldn't Get a 6th Grader Is My Story. (Episode 1.)
1	1 Vote	Messages From Your Phone to Spaz Out When You Get a Date, and Twitter Are Making a Deal to Provide $17 Billion to Set Right
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did It Because He Couldn't Get a Rental Boyfriend