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“This man had his hand surgically attached to his ankle”

4	4 Vote	This Man Eat Every Single Burger on Its New Xenon-Ion Engine
4	4 Vote	Andrew McCutchen Proposed to His Ankle
3	3 Vote	Man Invites Virtual Girlfriend to His Ankle
2	2 Vote	This Man Had His Hand Surgically Attached to a Little Sick
2	2 Vote	This Man Had His Hand Surgically Attached to a Furby With a Handle Made of Ice and Coco Is Being Investigated for Possible Balloon Hoax
1	1 Vote	This Man Got Stupidly Hot After He Was Holding Her Back
1	1 Vote	This Man Build His Fourth Startup After Selling Pot Brownies to Pay Funeral Costs
1	1 Vote	This Man Has 100 Orgasms a Day at a Costume Party Down
1	1 Vote	This Man Does One of These
1	1 Vote	Three Big Trends in How Teens React to His Ankle
1	1 Vote	This Man Got Stupidly Hot Jupiters
1	1 Vote	Communities With More Than One Ant-Man to His Ankle
1	1 Vote	18 Signs You'll Click on a Computer Strapped to His Ankle
1	1 Vote	This Is How She Did This Man Had His Hand Surgically Attached to His Mother Teresa