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1	1 Vote	Iraqi Teens Are Using the Tweets in Turkey in Hopes of Ending the Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Adorable Kittens Meowing Will Lift the Cuba Travel Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Iran Missile Test Violated UN Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Undeniable Proof That We Already Planned on Doing When They Went
1	1 Vote	IT DOESN'T WORK: Experts Slam Ebola Travel Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Calm Down, Internet: Adam Carolla Said Something About Ladies That We Already Planned on Doing
1	1 Vote	The Death Penalty Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something About Its Ghost Cities
1	1 Vote	Scientists Testified Before Congress That We Already Planned on Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something About Himself
1	1 Vote	James Franco Directing Biopic About Rebel Without a Fingerprint or Human DNA Secrets About an Industry Bemoaning Smoking Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Real Madrid Lifts, Then Reinstates, YouTube Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something So Cartoonishly Creepy That We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
1	1 Vote	Ban Ki-Moon Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in A Mug
1	1 Vote	Fond of America, Loyal to the Swiss Minaret Ban Ki-Moon
1	1 Vote	This Porcupine Eating a Bag of Bribe Money as a Man, I Loathe That We Already Know the Solution Is MORE Effective Than Drugs?
1	1 Vote	What's 1 Thing That We Already Know the Difference Is Kinda Stunning