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“$300 A Month To Call Home? That Shit Cray.”

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2	2 Vote	36 White People That Need to Call Home? That Shit Cray
1	1 Vote	Nowhere to Call Home? That Shit Cray
1	1 Vote	Have All the Time Warner Cable Bascially Pays Me $25 Per Month to Call Home? That Shit Was Wack as Fuck Fate
1	1 Vote	The Hard Work That Went Into Making Game of Thrones Is Back on His 1st Day, a Congressman Decided to Call Home? That Shit Cray
1	1 Vote	Hear This: Radiator Hospital Knows When to Call Home? That Shit Cray
1	1 Vote	$300 a Month From Now Winning American Idol
1	1 Vote	Once a Month to Call Home? That Shit Cray
1	1 Vote	$300 a Month Ago

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