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“This rose is smaller than a strand of hair”

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4	4 Vote	Dude Would Rather Date Scarlett Johansson's Voice Than a Strand of Hair
2	2 Vote	This Rose Is Smaller Than a Few of Margaret Atwood's Favorite Themes
1	1 Vote	Romeo Rose Is Smaller Than a Snickers Bar
1	1 Vote	This Rose Is Smaller Than a License or Registration
1	1 Vote	Your Yogurt Has More Sugar Than a Strand of Hair
1	1 Vote	This Rose Is Smaller Than a Developing Country?

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