Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

Real Headline from

“People Are Smoking Booze to Lose Weight While Still Getting Drunk, Doctors Are Not Impressed”

2	2 Vote	You Are Not Impressed
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Smoking Booze to Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	Anybody Who Says People Are Smoking Booze to Lose My Bags More Often #Woof
1	1 Vote	These Parents Are Smoking Booze to Lose It for Seven Years
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Selling This $40,000 TV, People Are Smoking Booze to Lose Unemployment Benefits
1	1 Vote	People Are Smoking Lots Of, Uh, "Cigars"
1	1 Vote	Pass the Pipe, Mom: Parents Are Smoking Booze to Lose It When Girls Rock Snapbacks?
1	1 Vote	Guy Adopts Cat. Cat Turns Out People Are Smoking Booze to Lose the Weight Was Worth It Just a Kitten and a VERY Sexual Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Windows 8 Is Starting to Lose Weight While Still Getting Drunk, Doctors Are Actually Looking at This
1	1 Vote	20 Brightly-Hued Ways to Lose Weight