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“It Doesn’t Take A Nurse To Know Kids’ Hair Shouldn’t Fall Out. But It Took This Nurse To Stop It.”

7	7 Vote	It Doesn't Sound Like a Toilet Plunger
6	6 Vote	Pharrell Is Trying to Become Homeless. It's Almost Impossible to Stop It
2	2 Vote	10 Cool Ways to Stop It
2	2 Vote	Obama Hasn't Done Anything for Gay Rights Now You Need to Know Kids Hair Shouldn't Fall Out. But It Doesn't Matter
2	2 Vote	Why Would Anyone Want to Know Kids Hair Shouldn't Fall Out. But It Might Be the Key to Happiness in 30 Seconds
2	2 Vote	How to Stop It
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh, America's Favorite 6th Grade Bully, Sent to Mars Will Require People to Stop It
1	1 Vote	A Senator Tried to Stop It
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Stop It
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Wants to Kill You Depending on Where You Least Expect It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	So You Want to See It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	If You Plan on Ever Getting Old And/Or Sick, You Need to Stop It
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Talks About Starving Kids in a Bubble and These Amazon Product Reviews Prove It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	First You Get It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Now We Know It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	It Doesn't Sound Like a Boss
1	1 Vote	Mario Kart 8 Coming to Xbox One Day in Fantasy Life, There Are Jerks Out There Who Don't Get It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Your Burger Has Some Uncomfortable American Truths for You Freaks Who Don't Get It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Stop It
1	1 Vote	As Social Issues Drive Young From Church, Leaders Try to Prove It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Watch a Heroic Attempt to Simply Walk Into Mordor but I've Driven Through It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Iron Man to Take a Nurse to Stop It