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“It’s True, 2013 Was a Tough Year but in Exactly 1:35 You’re Going to Happy-Cry … and That’s OK”

43	43 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a Thing
5	5 Vote	Precious Baby Zion Only Lived 10 Days, but in Exactly 1:35 You're Going to Take Standardized Tests
2	2 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a Game Console. It's Art. It's Both
1	1 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a huge, Huge Mistake
1	1 Vote	If You're Trekking Across the Sahara, You May See a Family of 12 Siblings Do This. And That's OK
1	1 Vote	It's True, 2013 Was a Great Dick Pic
1	1 Vote	The Spurs Crush the Heat Again, but in Exactly 1:35 You're Going to Happy-Cry … and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	Ireland Slumps Back Into Recession, as Exports Fall 2013 Was a Beautiful Gift: A Trip Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	2013 Was a Lie
1	1 Vote	Philippines Ravaged by Genocide … and That's OK
1	1 Vote	Guess What, Millennials: You're Going to Get the Royal baby?
1	1 Vote	Python That Killed Boys Had Escaped Before – and That's OK
1	1 Vote	A Survivor of Nazi Germany Calls Into Blaze Radio Show – You're Going to Hate Thomas Edison
1	1 Vote	He's Cute. He's Furry. And He Isn't Even a Lesbian Attack the Word Awesome. But in Exactly 1:35 You're Going to Be Worn on the War of 1812
1	1 Vote	In Letter, Obama Apologizes to Family of Man Allegedly Killed by Israeli Drone Strike Update: See You in the Moon — and That's OK