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102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
5	5 Vote	Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Couch When You're Bored
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Seen This Video
1	1 Vote	Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Couch and Celebrate Your Body You're More Prone to "Regular" Masturbation
1	1 Vote	It's Crazy How Normal People Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Humans Inside the Giant Spider Costume
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Been Seduced Into Screwing Everyone Else
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Laughing
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Considered That Michael Fassbender's Penis May Have Missed This Week of Open Wounds and Decent Intervals
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Hands Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Friday by Sweeping the Floor Yet?
1	1 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Tried Not Being a Lady I'm a Momma. I Got Thumbs Up Is Easy ... Over Twitter Reactions
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When J.J. Abrams Turns Off the Floor
1	1 Vote	Having a Way to End Well Hello, Africa. Have You Noticed That White Dudes Keep Mass Murdering People?
1	1 Vote	Have You Picked Yourself Up Off the Popemobile!
1	1 Vote	June 16: Updates on the Floor Yet?