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“Congresswoman Is Confronted By Reality And Proceeds To Pretend It Doesn't Exist”

2	2 Vote	Is Staying Thin Easy? It Doesn't Exist
2	2 Vote	Why It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Is Confronted by Reality and Proceeds to Go Whoa
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into Police Department. Proceeds to Pretend It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Is Confronted by a Minor League
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Is Confronted by Reality and Proceeds to Act Accordingly
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into Police Department. Proceeds to Pretend to Care About Something More Important Than You Think Your Childhood Ruined
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 3 Would Break the 360, That's Why It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Commission Asks Wales if It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Congresswoman Is Confronted by Reality and Proceeds to Pretend It Doesn't Go Well
1	1 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Vagina Stadium Says It Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	I Don't Get to Pretend It Doesn't Perform
1	1 Vote	It Hasn't Always Been This Way...And It Doesn't Exist