Real Headline from McSweeny's McSweeny's
“Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 15: I Have Always Depended on the Mattress of Strangers”
Read Article Smash McSweeny's Smashes From McSweeny's

Smashes of This Headline

1
Vote
Assimilate or Go Home: Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell His Car as Ambulance While Caring for Sick Wife Plugged
1
Vote
Dispatches From the Ghetto Like He Knows EXACTLY What Our Bedtime Routine Looks Like—Minus the Bearded Guy in My Thirties
1
Vote
Channing Tatum and Meryl Streep Is Drunk on the Mattress of Strangers
1
Vote
Newborn Saved From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell Your Crappy Pizza Anyway, Domino's