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“We're Number One! We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are We Number One?!”
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Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
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We're Number One! We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are They Ignoring This?
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We're Number One! We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are We So Fascinated by Zombies?
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We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are "Rhyme" and "Rhythm" Spelled Like That?
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We're Number One! Why, God, Why Are Rwandans Disappearing?
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WTF: Why Are We Number One?!
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Um. How Close Are We Number One?!