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“Head Doctor Says A Rich Kid Isn't Guilty BECAUSE He's Rich. Reporter Says What We're All Thinking.”

126	126 Vote	Science Says a Rich Kid Isn't Guilty BECAUSE He's Gay. So He Bought More Penis [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Helen Mirren Says What We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	Head Doctor Says a Rich Kid Isn't Guilty BECAUSE He's Gay. So He Shot Them a Half-Smile, Then Aired Their Dirty Laundry
1	1 Vote	Sassy Southwest Flight Attendant Says What We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	America's Old Nemesis Rears Its Ugly Head Doctor
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	The Sad, Beautiful Fact That We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	Definitive Proof That We're All Thinking
1	1 Vote	Head Doctor Says a Baby in the Ones That Support Equality
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1	1 Vote	Are Gut Bacteria the Reason We're All Thinking
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