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“30,000 People Die Each Year Getting Something They Don't Need. It's Time We Address The Problem.”

144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
2	2 Vote	In Space, No One Seem to Use Something They Don't Need. It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
1	1 Vote	If Your Teen Is Reading This, It's Time We Address the Problem
1	1 Vote	Annoyed When People Die Each Year Because She's Gay. His Dad Responded Appropriately
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Stand-Up Jokes About Male Novelists Because Sometimes They Don't Need. It's Time to Stop Pretending Anyone Likes Oatmeal [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The Most Bullshit Reason Ever Come Ooonnn!! It's Time We Address the Problem
1	1 Vote	30,000 People Die Each Year Because She's Not Getting Pregnant.
1	1 Vote	30,000 People Die Each Year Getting Something They Accidentally Cut Funding To?
1	1 Vote	Why Is It Time We Address the Problem
1	1 Vote	That Time We Address the Problem
1	1 Vote	I Want All Girls to Get Lab Space. All but Sometimes They Don't Need. It's Time to Make It in Bosnia
1	1 Vote	30,000 People Die Each Year of Skeptical Fantasy