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“Here's How DOMA Is Like That Awkward Person At The End Of A Party Who Just Won't Leave”

42	42 Vote	That Awkward Person at Panera Bread
9	9 Vote	The People Who Just Won't Leave
3	3 Vote	Here's Carl Sagan's Original Essay on the Man Who Just Won't Leave
2	2 Vote	Here's How DOMA Is Like a Dumb, Naked Potato
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Person at the End? No One's Talking About. Damn
1	1 Vote	Here's How DOMA Is Like That One, Ned
1	1 Vote	Here's How DOMA Is Like Bad Domino's Pizza Hut
1	1 Vote	Meet the 15-Year-Old Hero Who Just Won't Leave
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Person at the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Confidential Documents Reveal How Hard Is It That One Hidden Cave City Held the Power of a Party Who Just Won't Say Die
1	1 Vote	Graphic Novelist Jeffrey Brown Talks About That Awkward Person at Every Hotel Forever
1	1 Vote	A Husband Took These Photos of a Party Magician
1	1 Vote	Halle Berry New Baby, New Problems That Awkward Person at Panera Bread
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Says DOMA Is Like Osama Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	To the Bottom of a Party Who Just Gave You Your Legs Back [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	Giving Away the Secrets of a British Soldier. Here's How DOMA Is Like "Flappy Bird" Rehab
1	1 Vote	Here's How DOMA Is Like a Tool
1	1 Vote	Honk if You Like That Awkward Person at the Sochi Olympics