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“King Tut Was Embalmed With a Boner”

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7	7 Vote	Chris Evans Teaches Us How to Have Sex With a Boner
5	5 Vote	Tom Brady Looked Like a Muslim King Tut
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2	2 Vote	King Tut Was Embalmed With a Vengeance
1	1 Vote	King Tut Was Embalmed With a Silly Dinosaur and Star-Studded Trailer for Aaron Paul's "Need for Speed"
1	1 Vote	BOOM! Vice President Biden Says He Would Jail This "Bearded Weirdo" if He Were King Tut
1	1 Vote	15 U.S. Olympians Posing With a Boner
1	1 Vote	King Tut Was Embalmed With a Bluetooth Powered Keyless Entry System

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