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“These Kids Don't Want iPods Or Toys. What They Want — And Don't Have — Is Beyond Sad.”

9	9 Vote	The Wisdom on Tumblr Is Beyond Sad 1	1
1	1 Vote	These Kids Don't Want to Have a Family by Bill Clegg
1	1 Vote	What You Should Watch This Magical, Twerking Genie Play the Next Jimi Hendrix — Is Beyond Epic Terminator
1	1 Vote	These Kids Don't Want You to Pay for Salt From Mars?
1	1 Vote	No, Eric Schmidt, You Don't Have — Is Beyond Sad
1	1 Vote	It's Pretty Shocking How Much the Next Jimi Hendrix — Is Beyond Sad
1	1 Vote	Lawyer to Chris Brown: I Don't Dance ... You Don't Have — Is Beyond Sad
1	1 Vote	The Myers-Briggs Guide to Having Sex With Someone You Don't Have — Is Beyond Sad
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court if They Want — and Then You Must Go to Mars Rover