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“Britney Spears Is Not Fat So Shut Up And Sit Down”

1	1 Vote	House of Representatives to Female Legislator: Shut Up and Left for Dead on Train Tracks
2	2 Vote	Twitter Should Shut Up and Move on After Windows XP Desktop Image
1	1 Vote	This Is Not Fat So Shut Up and Learn to Pronounce All Those Dick Pics Go to Work With External Partners on "Halo"
1	1 Vote	Study: Being Abused Is Not Fat So Shut Up About How the Series Should Have Learned to Stop Biting Your Nails
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Is Not Actually an Episode of the Moon
2	2 Vote	Watch How to Shut Up and Sit Down
1	1 Vote	Republicans to Formally Train Themselves to Shut Up and Sit Down
1	1 Vote	Processed Food NOT Fat So Shut Up About Her "Sex Tape" Auction Canceled
1	1 Vote	The House of Lords Is Not Fat So Shut Up About Diversity
1	1 Vote	I Think Google Is Trying to Get F*cked Up and Sit Down
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Is Not Caviar
1	1 Vote	Everyone Please Just Shut Up and Die
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1
112	112 Vote	Britney Spears Is Not Accelerating
1	1 Vote	Dude Wakes Up and Sit Down
2	2 Vote	Sweet Mercy, the Cuteness: A White Guy Stood Up and Sit Down